Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
I do not have one. I WAS TOO BAMF FOR YOUR PUNY WEAPONS. >:D
Shot right in the forehead, in between my eyebrows. Hard to survive that one..
The base of the back of my neck… now i wanna know how
ahaha i dont have a birthmark..guess its still life#1 for me(:
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!
oh tumblr…
Via Ian♥
Real heroes don’t wear tights and capes, they wear camouflage and dog tags
–(Source: nicka-carwash)
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